@RepLouieGohmert Runs for Speaker & gets ……….

Our favorite tea nut in the House of Representatives, Loony Louie Gohmert (R-TX), from the 1st Congressional District in Texas, today ran for Speaker of the House……..and he had tea partiers from all corners of America waiving their “Don’t Tread on Me” flags as their patriotic hearts beat in unison to the thought, that Loony Louie, might become the Speaker of the House for the 114th Congress………..thus ridding the House from that mainstream GOP menace John Boehner, so a “true conservative” could lead from the Speaker’s platform!!!

Yes, the hopes were high from the GOP lunatic fringe! Their man Loony Louie was in the race and ready to take back the congress for the “real American’s” that make up the GOP lunatic fringe (They really think they are the “real American’s” & everyone else is a commie pinko or socialist subversive)……no more would there be a RINO (Republican In Name Only) as Speaker, no longer would there be a Speaker who ignores the lunatic fringe, no longer would there be a Speaker who ignores the US Constitution !!! No !! With Loony Louie as Speaker, he would return America to its’ roots & save the Republic from the evils of Obama and his merry band of socialists!!

Loony Louie will save the Republic !!!!

The new members of the House gathered in the chamber………..roll call was taken,……..408 of 435 members were going to vote for the next Speaker of the House………Loony Louie was working the room for votes………….surely he would gather the needed votes from this new membership………….then names were put in for nomination………Boehner, Pelosi, Yoho, Webster………and THERE HE IS!! Louie Gohmert…………there were 5 names nominated, and now it was up to the members to vote…………..as expected most Democrats voted for Pelosi, but how would the vote turn out among the other 4 Republicans ?!?!

Well, the voting began………….as the clerk read the roster of names, that member called out his or her choice for the new Speaker……….it was tense, it was nerve wracking, it was riveting!!!!

I know you must be in suspense, and on the edge of your seats……..what was the outcome? How many votes did the patriotic Loony Louie get in his race to save of the republic?!?!?!

Well, folks, I’m sad to report, that Loony Louie amassed 3 total votes of 408 cast……….1 vote being his vote for himself.

Tis a sad day among the GOP lunatic fringe……….they were sure their man was poised for greatness as Speaker of the House in the 114th Congress…………sadly, Loony Louie was crushed in the stampede to return John Boehner as Speaker.

No, it was not meant to be………..now Loony Louie will return to being a homespun hayseed back bencher, relegated to offering his countrified idiocy to anyone who will listen during his numerous appearances on Fox News and wing-nut radio………and Loony Louie will retain his position as the biggest dumbass in the GOP House caucus………. exactly the position he has held in his previous 4 terms as Clown of the House.

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